FF was a Pisser

A new move called the "Pisser" was flawlessly executed today by Tod and Glen. After studying Chuck's peeing habits after 10+ years of riding together, Tod and Glen calculated that Chuck would be taking a pee break after the Mulholland Bridge Sprint (Sprint #2)..this is in addition to Chuck's habitual "kneel in the bushes" pisser he takes right before FF starts. Dan "Billy White Shoes Johnson" and Will graciously stopped to essentially watch Chuck piss (pretty sick when you think about it) and Tod and Glen slowed down acting like they were going to barely roll along while Chuck emptied his bladder. As Fate often plays a major role in anything FF, Chuck's bladder was "rol le bol" (French for spilling over the top) and his pee stop was excrutiatingly long. About 1/2 way up Rock Store, Tod and Glen realized that they had a substantial lead and started to push a bit with Glen taking the climb. The Power Climb results were the same with Dan, Will and Chuck a few minutes back. The regroup today was at Sprint #3 with Glen with 19 points and Tod 18 points. Things got exciting there as the group bunched up behind a big truck with a trailer in tow about 1/2 down Westlake...Tod made a move around the truck earlier than the "poursuivants" and was able to garner a substantial advantage by the time he hit the bottom of the descent and made it to the finish uncontested. Arguably, Tod and Glen are jerks and broke all kind of ethical rules by pulling off the Pisser...but Dan graciously gave up the Jersey to Tod (which smelled really bad by the way..I guess he thought he wasn't supposed to wash it and it smelled like both Dan and Duffy..my car smelled like a dog barfed in it by the time I got home with that thing).

Next week..we are calling on all FF'ers to make a resurgence in our numbers. With Daylight Savings Time kicking in, the ride will be warmer. IN THAT REGARD, who has the Pink Jersey for the KOM (Glen)? We think it is Big Dougie..give up the Pink dude! Chuck has the monthly leader jersey...next week starts a new month..let's all hit it.